Pregnant Tree

How does a tree get pregnant?

By a woodpecker!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck..Books	Comfortable	Yo mama's so fat... bath	Blonde's Vocabulary
Holy Water	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Blonde Loses Sweet Job
Toilet-Bathtub Conversation	Malcolm in the Puddle	Dirty Tricks	Horny Old Ladies
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog	Blonde in Grocery Store	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer
Skittles	Shop At WalRusMart	Microsoft in Detroit?	Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle
Snack Food	Donkey and Onion	The Redneck's Milk	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen
Walk the Walk	FLAT BLONDE	Yo mama's... stupid	Captured Blonde
Flies on Poo	Confucius...Sausage	Rednecks Talkin'	The Painter & Her Eyesight
Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Flower Flub-o-rama	Reagan and Clinton	Damned if I know
Chilled Crabs	Clinton's Music	Gay Man in Church	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked
Respectfully Cheating	Yo Mama's So Fat... Grass	One hungry mama	Brace yourself
What's Your Poison?	Yo mama's So Short	No More Labor Pains	Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!
Blonde Brains	Yo Mama's So Stupid