Deaf Rover

What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?

Anything you want, he cant hear you.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Don't Choke	Tricky, Tricky	Blonde at Starbucks	Yo Mama's So Dumb... 18 Not Admitted
Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Snakeskin Punny	The Rescue	Invisible Carrots
Little-Known Facts	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Bush, Cheney, and the Buck
Fishermen with Skills	Yo mama's...Old	Yo mama's So Fat... Pumps	Bishop And The Ass
Blonde Braincells	One Good Deed	Mommy, mommy... circles	Hamburger Helper
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's so poor ...	Jokes On You, Teacher	Get yo fingers bit
Bush Does a Favor	Flies in a Lightbulb	Don't Kick the Animals, Man	Carefully Placed Periods
Rubbing Her The Right Way	Blondes in a Volkswagen	Yo mama's...Stupid	Tooth
Dirty Tricks	Dead Blonde in Closet	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Winter Lovers
Blonde Crossing	More Zombie Baby Jokes	Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman
Ice Fishing	Definitely	Baby Gates and Microsoft	Y'Might Be A Redneck
Full Speed Ahead	Two Black Eyes	500 lawyers in the ocean	Yo mama's...fat
Mad Cows	Yo mama's So Fat...Sidewalk