Skunks and Lawyers

What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Skinny	Things Just Fallin' Off	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Circumcision...At Your Age?
The Last Southern Virgin	Redneck Christmas Shopping	Dumb mama joke	Peanut In Your Ear
The Great Wiener Caper	Confucius Say	Elevator Scene	Redneck Spelling Test
Racists and Lightbulbs	There is this old couple and they have been ...	Yo mama's So Ugly	Vampire Date
Can't Take You Anywhere	Yo mama's...Skinny	Blonde Laugh	Monkey Business
Frenchman and Farm Animals	Redneck Senior	Sports and Virility	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...
747	Soy Toy	Old People And Nastiness	Pitching a Tent
Bill Gates' Honeymoon	The Paperboy	Yo mama is so fat, when she skips a meal...	You Might Be A Redneck...Porch
Yo mama's So Poor	Atlanta School Board	Yo mama's So Nasty	Seduction Made Easy
Yo mama's so stupid... tv dinner	The Raffle	I'll Broke That Stock, Nudge, Nudge	The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease
Blonde in a Tree	Redneck Shopper	Lawyers and God	Snowblonde
Cash Flow	Joke for Limeys	Yo mama's So Ugly	Bush got a coded message from Saddam
Scags Who Blew Bill	Yo mama's...Stupid