Osama is Celebate

Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Grossische Joke	What do puppies and gynecologists...	Executive Decision	Redneck Porch
What does Saddam and Fred Flintstone have in ...	Elephant Tampon	Jingle Balls	The 11th Commandment
Yo mama's So Fat	Call Me Back	A woman went to her priest with a problem...	Arkansas Toothbrush
Topless Sunbather	Constipation	Constipated Accountant	Fix This
Meat Department	Monks Made a Mistake	Lightbulb... Rednecks	Get On The Bus
Pre-Paid Plan	Blonde's Twinkle	Rhoids	Suicidal Blonde
Yo mama's So Poor	Pleasure vs. Disgrace	ESL 'N' Enron	Bad Lawyer
What are you thinking about?	Chin nuts	Yo Mama's So Stupid	The Blondes and the Rocking Party
Yo mama's...Stupid	Squirrel Kickin' Back	It's A War-Like Country	Grandma's Birthday
Heaven's Gate	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Redneck Wedding	It's Open Lawyer Season!
Yo mama's so fat... leg	Difference!	Pay-Per-Blonde	Blonde Bird Watcher
Blonde - Elmo Factory	Condoms	Clinton Monument	Golf On The Sly
Quickie	Blonde With Braces