Osama is Celebate

Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	Little People have little...	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Drunk Driving	Shoot The Pig
Highly Illogical	Elephant Physiology	You are a Redneck...	Blonde and a Pig
You Might Be A Redneck If...Bluebook	Love At First Sight	Bin Laid	Sex Math 101
Windows 666	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	From Cradle to Ladle	Men's English
Yo mama's...Old	Blonde with Chickens	Montana Ghost Story	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...
Blond Father	One day a blonde went into a department ...	Osama in the Holy Land	Dinner's Ready!
Morning at the White House	Yo mama's so fat... beeper	Capitalism for Dummies	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's so fat... airplane	What's the difference between a blonde...	Yo mama's So Stupid	Icy Blonde
Gary Condit's Pants	Y'might Be A Redneck	If Ever You're Choking...	Para-shoot
Clinton Monument	Beep Beep	Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull	One-Eyed Blonde
Yo mama's So Poor	Ear Condoms	Osama the Chicken	The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare
The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary	How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?	Occupy This	Shrinking, Red Narcissist
Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	TeleBlond