Osama is Celebate

Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Getting Flowers	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Blonde...Sweet-n-Low	A Few Good Lawyers
The Offspring	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Redneck's Last Words	Replacing Vanna
Yo Mama... Christmas Corner	Yo mama's So Stupid	Men With Hair in Their Teeth	Make-a-Wish Foundation
What's Black?	Blondes Doing the Wave	Winnie the Pooh	A Roomful of Rednecks
Gum	Blondehole	There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	What Didja Learn?
The Dough Boyz	Material Lust	Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked...	Bad Lawyer
What are you thinking about?	Cow Pat Lip Gloss	Don't Welsh On Me	Martin Scorscese is interviewing three ...
Chucky at the Movies	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Viva Las Vegas	Return the Dog
Yo Mama's So Fat... Rainbow	Beer Translations	The Wonder Bra	Reagan and Clinton
Mommy, Mommy!	Fast Food for Rednecks	I feel like chicken tonight	Give Him What He Wants
Yo mama's So Ugly	Spermally Speaking	Eternity	Gore & Pantyhose
Yo Mama's so Dumb... Fish	Lesbian Talk	American Divorce	Blonde Minivan Tragedy
Upside Down Blonde	Stumped Doc