Redneck Grocrey

If your wife asks you to get some groceries, and you put on camoflage and grab a shotgun, you might be a redneck.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Nasty Mama	Redneck...TV Antenna	Hilarious Signs	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...
Three men were in a sauna...	Ancient Chinese Torture	Saddam's Bumperstickers	Designated drunkard
A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Blonde Who Has it All	Heaven and Hell	First Cut is the Deepest
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Potential & Reality	Blonde in Grocery Store	Red Ring
Confusing Blonde	George Bush is So Stupid...	Glories of old age	Night Of The Living Dead
George W. Drowning	Improvements in Hell	Tickle These, Elmo	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual
You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	One Good Deed	An Act of Charity	The Blonde Fox
Pee On A Ferrari	Elvis vs. Al Gore	Dentata	A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller
Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	yo mama's hair...	Grosser than gross.. underwear	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Redneck Fly-swatter	Yo mama's...Fat	America has finally captured Saddam ...	Shriveled Lovin'
Redneck At The Restaurant	Brain Cell	Lawyers' Birth Control	Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball
Gum	You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws	Yo mama's...Hair	Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info
Bush got a coded message from Saddam	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish