Redneck Grocrey

If your wife asks you to get some groceries, and you put on camoflage and grab a shotgun, you might be a redneck.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus	Yo mama's so fat... walk around	Yo Mama's So Ugly	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player
Bombing Works	Yo mama's so fat...	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE	Rosebud
Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Blonde Bird Killer	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	The Blonde and the Worm
Bush Does a Favor	Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria	Be Careful With That Viagra	High Sperm Count
Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur	Pre-Paid Plan	Jokes On You, Teacher	Swinging Redneck
Three nuns die and go to heaven....	Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts	Jane's Addiction	Blonde Basement
Blonde - Elmo Factory	Bush got a coded message from Saddam	What is LXIX?	Monica's Testimony
One day a blonde went into a department ...	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Chair Man of the Board	Lawyers Love Sushi!
Yo mama's So Fat	Arkansas Toothbrush	One day a hunter was walking...	Yo Mama's So Small
The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease	Get On The Bus	If Ever You're Choking...	Yo mama's So Fat
Taliban Poetic Justice	I'd Rather Have a Puppy	Al Gore's Piercings	Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law
Pharmacist Phun	Juicy Squirt	Rooster in His Declining Years	You Might Be A Redneck If...Champagne
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?	Redneck At The Restaurant