Adventures in Disneyland

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."

So they went home.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

New Priest In Town	Deadbeat in a Bar	Baby boomers	Monica's First Look
Yo Mama's So Fat... TV	Me, I want a hoola hoop	Yo mama's...Fat	Beer Consumption
Elevator Scene	Blondes and Candles	Blonde Cell Death	I Hit Two of My Best Balls
40' Long and Stinky	Yo mama's...Fat	Whitehouse Parrot	Rush Limbaughs Chauffeur
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog	Attack of the American Women	The NEW Poopie List!	The Great Crab Escape
Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	A Horse Walks Into a Bar	Yo mama's So Stupid	Bishop And The Ass
What do you call 88 rednecks...	Fascinating	Rhoids	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record
Thermos and Blonde	Blonde in the Mirror	Pickle Slicer	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Yo Mama's So Poor	Virgins in Caves	It's A War-Like Country	Yo Mama's Underwear
Exotic Male Dancer	Yo mama's So Hairy	Touchy Feely Cracky	Blonde and Doorknobs
Boo Hoo	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur
Cash Flow	Osama = Crabs?	Airy Sex	Blonde on the Computer
You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress