A Daring New Position

Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight?

Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit on the couch and drink beer and fart!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

5 presidents are on a plane	Paper Street	Blonde in the Third Grade	Blonde's Twinkle
Drink up	Inner Space	Country Politics	Fishermen with Skills
Fix This	Redneck Bubble Baths	Lawyers in Lust	Roadkill
Dubya 'Do.	Prostitiute's Friends	Yo Mama's So Fat...	Streakers and Strokers
Chilled Crabs	American Divorce	You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil	One hungry Bush...
Don't Step Out of the Car	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Gary Condit's Pants	Post Turtle President
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Equator	The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease	Yo Mama's So Dumb...
Father to Blonde Daughter	Ghost story for tots	Man Beats Dog	Life Saver
Yo mama's so old... antique shop	Code for Love	People Really Said These Things In Court	Yo mama's So Ugly
Viva Las Vegas	Yo mama's so Nasty	You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus	Dirty Knees
George W. and Moses	Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi	Southern Values	Prime Minister's Wife Makes a Faux Pas
Nursing Home	Healthy Virgin	Bad Drivers	Curly Hair
Kid and Animals	Perspective Lawyers