Yo Mama's so fat... scale

Yo' mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, “Please step out of the car!”

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Act Of God	Deep In The Fourth Quarter	Peanut In Your Ear	Yo Mama's So Hairy
Baldy Pants	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Difference Boy & Girl	Blonde in a Snowstorm
After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	Yo mama's So Flat	White, Slimy, & Horny	A Horse Walks Into a Bar
Blonde Brushing Hair	Yo Mama so Bald	Divorce	Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo
Yo mama's So Poor	Wedding Night	Vaguely Obscene Nun Jokes	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car
Blondes Love Puzzles	Redneck College Grad	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Women and Pool Tables
Hillbilly Newlyweds	Soyburger vs dildo	IBM and Lightbulbs	You Know You're Old
Dirty Knees	You mama's so stupid... tripped	Blonde and Missed Bus	Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi
Monica and Bob Dole	Yo mama's so fat... runs	Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer	Connection Between Star Trek and TP
Elephant and Man	Beep Beep	Special Remedy	77
Pigskin Pro	Tornado and Redneck Divorce	Carefully Placed Periods	Blondes Making Kool-Aid
Don't Kick the Animals, Man	Yo mama's So Nasty	Blondevision	One Minute Maid
Yo Mama's So Fat... Smaller	Maria's Vida Loca