Yo Mama's so fat... scale

Yo' mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, “Please step out of the car!”

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Streakers and Strokers	Bush BM	Bubba Died in a Fire	What A Wheat-y Blond Joke
Redneck Pants	Lying through your tooths	77 vs 69	The Patient
Redneck Track & Field	What's Your Poison?	Perry Coma	What does Saddam and Fred Flintstone have in ...
The roof is on fire	Monster Mystery	Free Sex with Fill Up	Clinton -vs- Titanic
The Blind Man	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	Yo mama's...Fat	Adventures in Disneyland
Snakeskin Punny	Yum!	Piano Solo	Six Hours to Live
Redneck Shopper	Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde Laugh	Jokes On You, Teacher
Beans & Onions: Delicious	Yo mama's...Fat	Ultimate Rejection	The Love Dress
Blonde in Your Fridge	X-Miss	California Gay Whale	Bed Football
Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked...	You Might Be A Redneck...	Blonde and License Plates	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction	Yo Mama's So Fat... Double	Yo mama's So Stupid
500 lawyers in the ocean	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Yo mama's So Fat... Sea World	How Smart is Zach?
Yo mama's So Fat... Planets	Screwdrivin' Clinton