Get You With The Nine

A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.

She screams, 'Nein! Nein!' So two guys walk away.

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The Newlywed Game	I Don't Like My Brother	Bang! I'm Blonde!	Closer to God
Fast Food	The Doctor's Convention	Crab Cakes	Weiner Eater
Yo Mama Laundromat	Blonde and Clock	Divided By A Common Language	Yum!
Clinton's Interns	With Andy Rooney	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	Jane's Addiction
Goverment Wrestling Federation	Blonde Basement	Eye Rub	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Dunkin'
Chin nuts	Coming Into The Closet	Redneck Driver's License Application	Condom Size Tester
Blonde on the Run	Walruses And Their Tupperware	Sliding Doors	Dentist
Yo mama's So Stupid	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fridge	Horny Old Ladies	Dynamite!
Banana Peel	History Remembers Bill Clinton	Newlyweds	Stick of Dynamite
Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Rainbow	Yo Mama's Teeth...	Redneck Computer Lingo
Trucks and Babies	Yo mama's so nasty...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Both	Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches
Joke for Limeys	Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Hey DJ	Yo Mama's So Poor
Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	One hungry mama