Fifty Cent Piece

What did the redneck do with his his first 50 cent piece? He married her!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Ugly	Corn Flakes	Lawyer and Vulture	Blonde Protection
Playing Doctor	Sex and Air	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	You Might Be A Redneck If...Bluebook
American Divorce	Politics and Golf	Parakeet Cereal	How Bill and Hillary Really Met
Bush, Cheney, and the Buck	Piano Solo	High Sperm Count	Blonde Car Hijinx!
Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Another Dumb Mama Joke	Pleasure vs. Disgrace	A lady walks into her doctors office ...
Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Yo Mama's So Fat... Epilepsy	David Beckham Redux	How To Sell Lawnmowers
Osama's Ride	Yo mama's so Fat	Blonde in the Mirror	Nudist Camp
Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fridge	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Waterbed
Blonde and Doorknobs	Princess Di and Thomas	Brunette Shopping	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...
Jumping Rope	Redneck Parkin' Lot	Fire Truck	Man Of The House
Stick of Dynamite	America has finally captured Saddam ...	Clinton's Protection	What's The Difference, Yo?
Monica At The UN	Blonde at the Doctor's	Yo mama's...Stupid	Flies on Poo
Yo mama's So Poor	Mad Cows