Quickie

Q: What do you call a one-man quickie?

A: A yankee!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Poor Mama	Adam and Eve	Stinkin' Proof	Whistle While You Twurk
Two Sperm	Apple and Worm	Blonde and a Pig	Jokes On You, Teacher
Dentata	Yo mama's So Fat	Gotcha!	Nudist BMOC
Add It Up: Relationship Guide	Bush and Son	Talking Out of Your Ass	Bush Fans
Blondes and Buses	Iranians	Yo mama's...Curb	Elephantitis
Yo mama's So Poor	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Helen Keller Joke	LSD Cocktail
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Finder's keepers	Hi-Steppin' Mama
Wet Lawyers	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's so stupid, condom	Dinner on the Road
Yo mama's so ugly	Le Stinkers	I Guess That's Fair	The Blind Guy Polemic
Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	Drastic Diet	Pickle Slicer	Hitch Hike Up That Skirt
Guys and Dolls	Rules For Work	Wallet and Genitals	What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
Blonde Bummer	Miss Piggy's Addition	Yo mama's Such A Loser	Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel
The Size of the Ranch	Safe Sex: Grandparent to Teen