Important Question

How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

yo mama is so fat....	Yo Mama's so fat... Jerry Springer	Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty	Something Borrowed, Something Blew
Yo mama's So Poor	Fast Food	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck	Lightbulb...Californians
Student Nurse	Blonde Skydiver	Parakeet Cereal	Hot Air Balloon
Yum!	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face	Screwed, For Sure
You Might Be A Redneck...Wine	Jedi Nights	Blonde...Bananas	Microsoft in Detroit?
Rope a Dope	Urinalotta Trouble	Texas Transplant	Professor of Logic
Captured Blonde	In All the Land	Hamburger Helper	Divided By A Common Language
The Test	OJ's Airport Limo Service	New Trend Diet	Yo Mama's So Nasty... Bath
Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde and Pizza	A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
George W. and Moses	Yo mama's so fat... swimming	You Might Be A Redneck If...	One hungry Bush...
Little Johnny is Number One	The Painter & Her Eyesight	Iranians	Blonde On a Ledge
Blonde - Detectives	Gonna Marry	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Penguin & JFK, Jr.
Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur	Yo Mama vs. Godzilla