Important Question

How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Your teeth are so busted...	Yo mama is so stupid...	Blonde Gymnastics	Yo mama's So Stupid
Blondes and Cops	The 11th Commandment	Shree Hill	That's tacky
Yo Mama's So Fat	Lift Off	Three Hellos	Bush at the Wheel
Knock knock... Britney Spears	Things Just Fallin' Off	Pointless	If Ever You're Choking...
Popularity Is A Relative Term	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Yo mama's So Poor	Blondes and Fun
Para-shoot	A Shave and a Shine	What Do I Look Like?	Yo mama's...Ugly
Yo mama's so fat... chins	Atlanta School Board	Double Wide	Lawyer Brains
Ark-N-Saw	George Dubya on a Sinking Ship	Blonde Shower	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...
Texan Poetry	Dinner on the Road	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Yo Mama's So Fat...
Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi	Bulimic Bachelor Party	Corpsalicious!	If You Could!
Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back	Ear Condoms	Prime Minister's Wife Makes a Faux Pas	Blonde - Drowning
Clinton's Finished Now	Teacher's Pet	Blondes Strike Back	Genital Mutilation is Funny
She Gives Great Headphone	You Might Be A Redneck If...Champagne