Important Question

How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	People Really Said These Things In Court	Goathead! Goathead!	We're Studying Hard
Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Don't Step Out of the Car	Eating is a Sport	Famous George W. Quotes
Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Yo mama's Teeth	Diplomacy Definition	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp
Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator
Yo Mama's So Fat... Moby	Joke Written By and For Retards	American Divorce	Frosty
Blonde Test	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Yo Mama's So Poor
Yo mama's So Fat	Viagra + Eyedrops = ?	SF Pregnancy Rate	A Few Good Lawyers
Redneck Thief	The Answer	Yo mama's...Fat	Hi-Steppin' Mama
If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	What's green and smells like ...	Yo Mama's So Funky	Tiny Headed Man
Yo mama's So Stupid	Keeping In Under The Kilt	Cerebral Blonde	Jingle Blondes
Lesbians in a Canoe	Louisiana Heritage	You're So Poor...Trashcan	Yo mama's So Stupid
Blonde, Redhead, Parrot	Riding in Cars With Boys	Three Girls Go Camping	Pound for Pound
A Little Testy	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...