Important Question

How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bra & Hat	Yo mama's So Fat	Chillin' Biddies	Pregnant Tree
Loose Potatoes	Osama Gets Loaded	Dubya Quotes	Frosty, is that you?
Fishing for a Week	Pop Goes The Blonde	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Redneck...Ironing Board
Fat Dude	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Yo mama's So Stupid
What do u do if a blond...	Monday Night Osama	West Virginia Custody Battle	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme
Lawyer Stamps	Redneck Anthem	Work Blows	Redneck Yardwork
Adjustable Steering Wheels Are Funny	Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies	Young Couple	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Grandma's Birthday	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Blow pop	Yo mama's so dumb... hour
Perfumed Blonde	Yo mama's...Fat	Archeological Gag	Be Careful What You Wish For
Blondes and Airplanes	Yo Mama's So Fat... Equator	Yo mama's So Old	Finder's keepers
Blonde Overdue	River Deep	The Blonde ABC's	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Yo mama's So Fat	Pad Talking	Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Perfect Penis
Snow	Rebuilding New York & Afghanistan