Important Question

How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bin Laid	Computer Breasts	Stuck in the middle	Drivers' Ed
Yo Mama is So Stupid	I've Got Shingles	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Guys vs. Girls
Feeling Like A Woman	Osama Bin Lighted	Heaven and Hell	Blonde Counting Sheep
Blonde Bicycle	Add It Up: Relationship Guide	Rules of Bedroom Golf	Yo mama's...Stupid
Knock Knock... Sham	Pigskin Pro	In All the Land	Dubya 'n' Drugs
Yo Mama's So Fat... Epilepsy	Grandpa Gets Off	Bin Laid	Guns don't kill people, Blonds kill people
Oh My God!	Girls From Kentucky	Bone Diggers	Little Voice
Hans Across Iraq	The Three Basketball Players On The Roof	Racists and Lightbulbs	David Beckham Redux
Drowning Lawyer	Yo mama's tities...	Archeological Gag	Blonde Coffee Breaks
If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	Sheep Boy	Yo mama's so old... antique shop	Kiss Me I'm Blonde
Dictaphone	Roadkill	Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson	You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil
Hot Doggin'	The Amputee Blonde in the Tree	Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	Beep Beep
Handy Blondy	Y'Might Be A Redneck