Designated drunkard

Rednecks don't let friends drive home drunk, they get drunk and ride with them.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

3 blondes jump off a building ...	Yo Mama's... Ugly	It's Not Genetics	A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...
Blondes and cow patties	Computer Breasts	Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Redneck Track & Field
Grandma	Current Administration	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Puzzle
Blonde Who Has it All	Gay Midget	Bush, Cheney, and the Buck	Erin Go Bra Shopping
Brunette Shopping	Yo mama's So Stinky	Blonde Carpenter	Mouth Organ
Yo Mama's... Ugly	Loitering Mama	Blonde and Clock	Twelve Inch Pianist
Jumping Rope	Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	Monica's New Boyfriend	Innie Weenie
Blonde Ice Fishing	Le Stinkers	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	Beep Beep
Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Lawyers on the Beach	Hot Dog	Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang
You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet	The Definition of	Wallet and Genitals	A Redneck Retaliation
Pro Congress?	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	Yo mama's so fat... walk around	Satisfaction
You Might Be A Redneck If...	Joining the Colony	Working Relationship	You Might Be A Redneck If...Numbers
All-Purpose Excuse Form Letter	Blonde and House