Designated drunkard

Rednecks don't let friends drive home drunk, they get drunk and ride with them.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Skinny	Use Your Pituitary	What Are Ya, Chicken?	You're So Dirty
Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	The Quotable Marion Barry	747	You So Ugly
What's Your Poison?	Current Administration	Guns don't kill....	Bill Gates and General Motors
Yo mama's So Ugly	Ba Ba Black Sheep	Bedside Confession	The Rescue
Shekshy Legsh	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Baby, I've Got A Question For You	Drink up
Y'might Be A Redneck	Prostitiute's Friends	Politically Speaking	A Redneck Retaliation
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	Genital Mutilation is Funny	Shark Attack
Where did it go?	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Blond Father	Stoopit Pickup Lines
Bleachin Yo Mama	Yo mama is so old, she knew...	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Ladder	Ha, The Joke's On You
Blondes and Airplanes	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Current Administration	Socks
Stumbling and Mumbling	Yo momma so stupid...	Why don't witches wear panties?	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize
Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Homosexual	George W. and Moses	I want my MTV
Redneck Home Improvement	Blonde's Computer Freeze