Yo mama's...Fat

Yo Mama is so fat, that when she plays hopscotch, she goes, "California, Alabama, Canada, Virginia."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Perfect Penis	Man and Pharmacist	Accident on the Golf Course	Bill Of No Rights
Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks	Blondes and Waterskiing	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Brunettes and God
How many blondes does it take...	Biggest Pee Pee	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Yo mama's...Stupid
Blond Father	Chair Man of the Board	Yo mama's So Poor	Jet Fuel Alcoholics
You Might Be A Redneck...Gas Pedal	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	What do u do if a blond...	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record
Bee Milky	The Last Southern Virgin	Why'd The Redneck?	Stoopit Pickup Lines
Yo mama is so fat, when she skips a meal...	Yo mama's So Ugly	Fishing for a Week	Strict Sex Schedule
Mommy, Mommy!	The 69ers	Yo mama's...Stupid	Special Remedy
Blonde On a Ledge	Blonde's Bad Day	Sign On The Brothel	If Resumes Told the Truth
A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Morning at the White House	Yo mama's so fat... Bends over	Land Of Milk And Honey
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Smoking Problems	Definitely	Not So Saved by the Bell
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	Blonde with Half a Brain	Straight Leper Flush	Men Two Hobbies
What do you call a blond with half a brain?	Pharmacist Phun