Ice Cream

What do you call a person who can sit on an ice cream and tell the flavor?

A smartass!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Hail to the Moron	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde in a Library	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo mama's So Stinky	Blonde's Twinkle	The Great Crab Escape	What's Worse?
Yo mama is FUGLY	With Andy Rooney	Yo Mama's So Old	Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?
Hot Air Balloon	Snack Food	Monica's First Look	Salesman: A New One, Really
Egg Donor	Gary Condit's Pants	German Virginity	Blonde lumberjack
Watch and Learn	Yo mama is so fat, when she skips a meal...	Bad Day Blondie	The Millennium Kid
Hand-Eye Coordination	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Dynamite!	Sex Contract
Double Wide	Chillin' Biddies	Porcupines	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow
Trampoline vs. Lawyer	People Really Said These Things In Court	Clinton's Protection	Archeological Gag
Testing, Testing	Seek and Ye Shall Find...	A Fashion Sense	Hand me downs
Five Days of Christmas	Put It On Your Organ	Al Gore's Piercing	Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!
You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Flour Patch	Yo mama's so fat... rehab...	Vampire Date
Reverend	Redneck Baby