Monster Valentine

Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?

Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.

Boy Monster: Is it still beating?

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde and Blonder	Yo mama's so fat... school	What's the difference between a blonde...	Olllllld Lawyer
Another Weekend At The Home	Things Just Fallin' Off	Adult Swim	How do you know the Toothbrush was invented...
Six Feet Under The Sheets	Brown and Serve	I'll Give You...	The Last Southern Virgin
Louisiana Heritage	Yo mama's so Stupid	Blonde and Rock n' Roller	Iraqi Law
Blondes and Turtles	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	Breast Stroke	Bush is a Puppet?
Yo Mama's So Dumb	Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus	Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt
Drivers' Ed	Hard Sleepin'	Deep In The Fourth Quarter	The Lawyer & The Dead Man
Post Turtle President	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History
Yo Mama's Fertile	Beware the Blonde Terrorist	Blonde In A Bathroom	Mama in a Tight Shirt
You Might Be A Redneck If...Station	Ghetto Wedding Cake	The 11th Commandment	Elephant and Man
The Blonde & The Coke Machine	Yo mama's...Stupid	Blonde's Coffin	Blonde and Rock n' Roller
Yo mama's So Fat	Viva Las Vegas	I scream for ice cream	Penguin & JFK, Jr.
West Virgin-ia	Yo mama's...Forklift