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1.Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

2.Outside a hotel:
"Help! We need inn-experienced people."

3.On a desk in a reception room:
"We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."

4.In a veterinarians waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"

5.At the electric company:
"We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

6.On the door of a computer store:
"Out for a quick byte."

7.In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

8.Inside a bowling alley:
"Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

9.In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully, we'll wait."

10.In a counselors office:
"Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.


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