What's Black?

Q: What's black and sits on the roof?

A: A paraplegic after a house fire.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bra & Hat	Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...	Yo Mama's... Hairy	It's Not Genetics
No one is safe	High Sperm Count	Clinton 'n' Buddy	Why God Created Man
Door Hinge	Hired Help	Playing Doctor	A manager walks into his office...
Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Blonde and Dictionary	The President''s Puzzle	Burger King
After the Honeymoon...	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard	You Might Be A Redneck...Porch	Thanksgiving Everyday
Blonde Ice Fishing	Improvements in Hell	Yo Mama's So Fat... Picture	Yo Mama's So Old
Redneck's Medical Dictionary	Baby Drink	Slick Willy	Fork it up
The Blonde and the Jumper	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Old People And Nastiness	Essential Army Stealth Equipment
Vaseline Knob	Where did it go?	Drunk Superhero	Yo mama's So Fat... Married
Adventures in Disneyland	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	FLAT BLONDE	Respectfully Cheating
Hand-Eye Coordination	Redneck Soccer	Newlyweds	I'll Broke That Stock, Nudge, Nudge
Can't Take You Anywhere	Yo mama's So Fat	Jiggle	Five Pounds of Fat
Yo mama's So Fat	Field of Dreams?