Yo mama's So Ugly

Yo' mama so ugly, it takes her a half hour to walk a block -- 'cause she stops at all the hydrants!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's First	Clinton Stew	Blonde...Sweet-n-Low	It's Not Genetics
Blondes Strike Back	There was this redneck that walked into a ...	Blonde House Party	Minor differences
Blonde and a Pig	Yo Mama Laundromat	Satisfaction	Bozo's Big Beautiful Ass
After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Fix This	Blonde in the Morning
You Might Be A Redneck	Fast Food	Blonde Panties	Yo mama's So Fat... Pumps
Yo mama's So Fat	Zip It. Zip It Good.	The Three Ugly Ducklings	Yo mama's So Poor
Pitching a Tent	Sons Devoted to Mom	Yo mama's So Ugly	Retired Marine
Three Girls in the Desert	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	Democrat's Concession	Yo mama's So Poor
Occupy This	Hanging with Blondes	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Ladder	Monica's First Look
You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Watch the Birdie	Birth Control
The Aggie	Out of T.P.	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	Annoying Boy on Bus
Blonde Driving	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Moon Talking	Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...
Clinton's Favorite Things	Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches