Saddam's Bumperstickers
 
"My Army invaded Kuwait and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker"

"Dukakis-Bentsen in '92"

"If you don't like the way I reign get out of small, neighboring countries"

"Bomb me, I need the insurance"

"Shi'ites happen"

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