Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?

A: Their personalities.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Drunk Driving	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Baby Drink	Things Just Fallin' Off	Blonde...Bananas	The Injured Thumb
You Might Be A Redneck If...Bluebook	Weiner Eater	The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare	Blonde Luck
Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Dr. Love	Wanted: Dead Or Alive	Clinton's Interns
Blonde Mating Call	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's...Stupid	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition
Pickled Bread	Mrs. Shagwell	Snack Food	Goverment Wrestling Federation
Yo mama's...Fat	Osama's New City	Monica's Testimony	Bombing Works
Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's so fat... leg
How To Get A Raise	ESL 'N' Enron	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks	What a Gasser
Daddies Bond Over a Beer	Tasty, tasty fat!	Don't Kick the Animals, Man	Sleep Now
Foul-Mouthed Hockey	Princess Di and Thomas	Get On The Bus	A Few Good Lawyers
3 Men, 3 Wishes	A Daring New Position	Gloves: Joke circa 1890	Titillating
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Small