Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?

A: Their personalities.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck... Fast Food	Poor Mama	Capitalism for Dummies	Code for Sex
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Free Sex Contestants	Blondes and cow patties	Osama = Crabs?
American Divorce	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Pool	Blonde Nurse
There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	American Divorce	Wal-marks the spot	Blonde's Bridge
Split Up The Middle	Playing Doctor	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Why'd The Redneck?
Blonde Trapped on an Isand	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Leper Hockey	Eye Exam
Mechanic's Lube	Redneck Home Improvement	The Painter & Her Eyesight	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...
Racists and Lightbulbs	Lawyers' Birth Control	Saddam's Bumperstickers	Pre-Paid Plan
Reagan and Clinton	Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment	Southern Values	Yo mama's So Fat
Your momma is so fat the back of neck looks ...	747	3 Vampires	Bird and Bloke
Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise	The Lawyer and the Roadkill	Jack and Jill II	Clinton's sons
Yo mama's so old... antique shop	Really Bloody Mary	Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat	Dentist
Yo mama's So Poor	The Great Wiener Caper