Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?

A: Their personalities.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lawyer and Sperm	A Horoscope For The Workplace	Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee	Beatles
Lawyers and God	Woman Says, Man Hears	Dumb Mama and Glass Walls	72?
Blonde Luck	You Might Be A Redneck	Redneck Ghost Story	Yo mama's So Flat
Redneck Bubble Baths	The Raffle	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Cartoon Animal Infidelity
Chew on this	Get On The Bus	Blonde's Computer Freeze	Yo mama's...Fat
The Love Dress	Yo Mama's Animal Cookies	Mountain Bike	The Skeleton
Elephant and Man	White, Slimy, & Horny	High Stakes	Grosser Than Gross Kiss
Grosser than gross.. underwear	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Boo Hoo	Yo mama's...Fat
Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment	Bob Dole's Band	Blonde on Blonde Jokes	The Engineer's Love Life
A Natural Blind	Switch!	Prune Pizza	What's Rough and Hairy?
Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Yo mama's So Flat	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	White House Synonyms
Blonde Bird Watcher	Yo Mama's So Fat... CD Player	Bamming in 'Bama	Yo mama's...Stupid
Monica At The UN	Yo mama's had more pricks than...