Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?

A: Their personalities.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck College Grad	KFC: Our Daily Chicken	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	A bear was chasing a little rabbit...
Yo mama's So Fat	Survivor for Alabamans	Another Dumb Blonde	A Horoscope For The Workplace
Handy Blondy	LSD Cocktail	Redneck Drivers	Scooby Doo
What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Say What Again?	Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles	Beautiful?
Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	Dye, Blonde, Dye	Three Drunk Men	Monster Mystery
Yo mama's So Fat	Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Redneck Drivers
Woman Says, Man Hears	Lawyers Love Sushi!	Prison Carpenter	From Cradle to Ladle
Fart Glossary	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	Inventions	Women vs. Dog Poop
If _____ Made Toasters	Bush is a Puppet?	Snack Food	What Didja Learn?
Yo mama's nasty!	Split Up The Middle	Vaseline Knob	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow
Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium	Yo mama's...Fat	The Quotable Marion Barry	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Ladder
Juicy Squirt	LSD Cocktail	You Might Be A Redneck If...Genitalia	Miracle Drug
Heaven's Gate	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record