Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?

A: Their personalities.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

I Nearly Pissed Myself	The Offspring	Blonde Cell Death	Bedside Confession
Blonde in the Third Grade	Yo mama's so fat...	Poker... or Her...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Polka Dot...
Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Yo mama's So Fat	What Sex is Polly?	Blonde and Clock
Blonde Skydiver	B-Day Sex	Glories of old age	Four Men and Their Dogs
Can't Take You Anywhere	Yo mama's So Fat	Mom's Sponge	77 vs 69
What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard	Yo mama's...Ugly	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney
Montana Ghost Story	Hard Sleepin'	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium	It's A War-Like Country
Sex Math 101	Blonde Suicide	Osama's Favorite Movie	Yo mama's So Fat
Monica's First Look	Yo mama's so fat... bath	911	Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment
Smokey the Bear	Mrs. Shagwell	Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball	Yo mama's so ugly
Blonde - Elmo Factory	What's The Difference, Yo?	Three Nuns and a Parrot	Mom and Dad were trying to console Suzie...
Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Okie Jokie	Yo mama's So Ugly	Don't Say This During Sex
It's What's For Dinner	A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY