Two Sperm

Two sperm are walking down the street. How do you know which one is happy?

It's the one with egg on its face!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

First Lady	Don't Choke	Little Girls Who Suck	Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer
The Quotable Marion Barry	Office English Dictionary	Loose Constructionists	Raggedy Ann and Pinnochio
Fair-Haired Science Fair	POV	Military Service	Current Administration
You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road	Bad Lawyer	Crab Cakes	Sharper Than a Ginsu
Be Careful With That Viagra	40' Long and Stinky	Cows In Government	What Has 100 Teeth?
Yo mama's so poor	Yo mama's So Stupid	3 blondes jump off a building ...	The Great Crab Escape
Three Drunk Men	Lake Wannaswimma	Inventions	Indecent Exposure
Yo Mama's So Old	Snoop Doggs Teeth...	Shirts Off	Clocks
Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen	Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked...	Homeward Blonde	Yo mama's so poor ...
Yo Mama's So Poor	Sister Mary Henry	Not Going To Try This Again	Political Pampers
Hard Drive	Mechanic's Lube	Heh. Stupid Blondes.	Yo mama's So Ugly
Brunettes and God	Soy Toy	It Burns	A Few Good Men
Something Borrowed, Something Blew	Texas Talkin'