Two Sperm

Two sperm are walking down the street. How do you know which one is happy?

It's the one with egg on its face!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bright Eyes	Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Yo mama's So Fat	River Deep
Call Me Back	Yard Work Sign Language	Elephant...Cherry Tree	What are you thinking about?
Yo mama's So Fat	Perfect Penis	Roman Warrior	Government Tactics
Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	Capitol Parrot	President Hillary
Bill Gates and General Motors	Kitty & Lady Find L-O-V-E	North vs. South	Yo mama's So Hairy
Baby Gates and Microsoft	Clinton & A Screwdriver	Egg Donor	What do you call 88 rednecks...
Clinton Stew	Dought Girl	Three Stupid Wives	Taxed Blonde
When is Your Girlfriend Too Fat?	Clear Blue Easy	Free Sex with Fill Up	Carefully Placed Periods
The Blonde ABC's	Bow-Legged Cowgirls	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde - Death in the Family	Joke for Limeys	Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull
Daddies Bond Over a Beer	Saving Her Butt	Yo mama's so fat... fell over	Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back
Code for Sex	Nudist Camp	Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law	Two Old Ladies Burning Rubber
Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo mama's so poor