Jackass

Q. Have you ever seen a jackass wrapped in plastic?

A. Show me your license.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Corporate America	Hungry Mama	What a Gasser	Star Dreck
You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road	Uncle Tommy's Closet	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Fat Dude
Abstinence	Baby Talk	Waitron Blonde	Peanut In Your Ear
Yo mama's so stupid... order	Top 10 Things Only Women Understand	Free Sex with Fill Up	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw
Smurf and Turf	Pre-Paid Plan	Political Pampers	Baby Talk
Blondes 'n' Birth Control	Lesbian Harem	Cow Pat Lip Gloss	Yo Mama's Halloween
Stained	Homeward Blonde	It's A War-Like Country	Yo Mama's so dumb... car
Mama in a Tight Shirt	Mechanic's Lube	Dirty Knees	Yo mama's so fat... chins
Yo mama so ugly...	Whats the difference between Saddam's palaces ...	Ghetto Mama	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives
Yo mama's tities...	Blonde Panties	Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods	Ceramic Guys
You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom	There were two blondes at the park...	Can't Take You Anywhere	You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene
A blonde was cooking dinner	Bush got a coded message from Saddam	Lift Off	You Might Be A Redneck If...Genitalia
Blonde and Tracks	Texas Talkin'