Jackass

Q. Have you ever seen a jackass wrapped in plastic?

A. Show me your license.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Sheep Soup	Tank Girl	Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type	Yard Work Sign Language
Hanging with Blondes	Poor Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean	Blonde Who Has it All
Yo mama's so Nasty	Clinton's Protection	Blonde in Pain	Old Man and his Babies
Modern Science	Yo mama's so fat... train	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Penny	Yo mama's So Stupid
Hard Sleepin'	There is this old couple and they have been ...	Valentine's Day Card Shopping	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch
A Natural Blind	Yo mama's so fat... belt	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	The 69ers
Ten Cents	Genie in a bottle	Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction	In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth
Blonde Coffee Breaks	Yo Mama's So Disgusting	Snowmen and Snowwomen	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...
A blonde was cooking dinner	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Knock-Knock Blonde	Sex Over-Easy
3 Vampires	Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open	Gotcha!	Prime Minister's Wife Makes a Faux Pas
Blonde's Air Conditioner	Crossdresser Funnies	Legalese	Puzzle Pieces
Late AGAIN	Blonde in the Third Grade	Yo mama's...Ugly	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN
The Dough Boyz	Yo mama's So Stupid