Jackass

Q. Have you ever seen a jackass wrapped in plastic?

A. Show me your license.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's Protection	Women's Bits	Man and Pharmacist	All I Want Is a Beer!
Tank Girl	Redneck... Fast Food	You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus	Helisoft
Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Osama Gets Loaded	Clinton 'n' Buddy	In The Navy
You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo	Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls	The Golden Mug
What do you call a blond with half a brain?	Parakeet Cereal	Brown and Serve	Circumcisional Evidence
Broomsticks	What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...	Gags For The Office Drone	West Virginia Custody Battle
Yo Mama's So Fat... watch	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Southern Foreplay	Baby Drink
Ten Cents	Blonde's Vocabulary	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives
Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Yo mama's So Poor	The Bill Clinton Sale	Rabbit Breakout
Yo Mama's So Fat... Movies	Confessions Of Sodom	A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY	Blonde's Shoes
Elephant Physiology	Military Service	Microsoftie	Red Ball Express
Parakeet Cereal	Work Blows	Pound for Pound	Yo mama's So Skinny
A Real WANGsta	Yo Mama's So Old