Bill Gates' Hard Drive

Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide rights to Viagra?

He's renaming it MICROHARD.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Work for the Government When:	Voices! Voices! Shut up!	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Osama's New City
Espanol para Matadors	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	I'm a Barbie Girl	Yo mama's So Poor
Jack and Jill II	Redneck Drivers	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Bush and Cheney Lunch
Closer to God	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Yo Mama's So Skinny	The Businessman's Medical Problem
Yo Mama's So Fat... Spain	You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim
Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines	Your mom is so stupid...	Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty	Fooled You
Lawyers Off Bridge...	Adjustable Steering Wheels Are Funny	Breadcrumbs in the Toilet	Virgins in Caves
Yo Mama's So Dumb...	Ouch!	The Invention of the Copper Wire	Politician Walking
Smokey the Bear	Yo mama's So Hairy	Yo mama's...Fat	Shipwrecked
Big Boss Man	Bishop And The Ass	Tire vs. Condoms	Bush's Favor
Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	Yo Mama's So Fat... Menu	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's so dumb... menopause
Clinton's Favorite Things	Bedside Confession	Shoot The Pig	Yo mama is so dumb...
Yo mama's So Poor	Frosty