||A man is very ashamed of his penis because of the size. He has an extremely small penis and doesn't want his girlfriend to dump him when she sees it.
One night, when he and his girlfriend are making out in a dark corner, he decides he will show her.
The man unzips his pants, whips out his small penis, and puts it into her hand.
He sits there, impatiently, waiting to see her reaction.
His girlfriend says, "Thanks for offering, but I donít smoke.Ē