Yo mama so ugly...

Yo mama so ugly, she scares blind people.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Le Stinkers	Your Parents Messed Up	LSD Cocktail	Redneck Religiousity
Republican Lightbulb Replacement Policy	Fix This	Fat Dude	Blonde Data
Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	Why I Am So Tired	Yo mama's...Fat	Perfumed Blonde
Upside Down Blonde	Yo mama's So Stupid	Saddam Hussein	Better Luck Next Time
Hairclub for Women	He's So Lucky, He's A Star	Yo Mama's so fat... quarter	Three nuns die and go to heaven....
Two hicks at a toy store	Elephant and Man	Fish TV	Blow pop
Bill Of No Rights	A Daring New Position	The First Lady's patriotic duties	A setback in Iraqi-American relations
Cinderella Gets Some Ash	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Double Entendres Out The Wazoo	Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang
Clinton's Finished Now	Blonde Rows of Corn	The Lawyer's Funeral	Seasick
Lady At the Bar	Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	One hungry mama	Singled-Celled Lawyer
Yo Mama's So Fat... Grand Canyon	Pickle in the Pants	Watch the Birdie	Yo mama is so fat, when she skips a meal...
The Eternal Optimist	You Might Be A Redneck	It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his ...	Young Couple
Thermos and Blonde	Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...