A little boy wrote to Santa ...

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."

Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Capitalism for Dummies	Blonde Brains	Lawyers and God	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Highly Illogical	Para-shoot	Bill Gates' Hard Drive	Bird-Brained in Helopisa
The Poopie List	Southern University Psychology	Blonde Lesbian	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo mama's...Fat	Question...Sex Change	I Don't Like My Brother	Bob Dole's Underwear
Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Wal-marks the spot	Fortune 500	Topless Sunbather
Condom Size Tester	Bush Fans	Blonde - Contractor	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Blondes and Candles	Get You With The Nine	Yo mama's...Bus	Al Gore's Piercings
Yo mama's so hairy...	High Stakes	Bubble Blowing Duckies	The Invention of the Copper Wire
The Engineer's Love Life	Three Gay Men	International Beer Syndrome	A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids
Shave and a Hair Cut	Yo mama's so Nasty	Yo mama's So Poor	Fast Food for Rednecks
Parakeet Cereal	Did you hear....?	Yo mama's So Dumb... Locked	Gloves: Joke circa 1890
Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Finder's keepers	Vaseline Knob	Your teeth are so busted...
747	The Principal of the Elementary school, went ...