A little boy wrote to Santa ...

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."

Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies	Yo Mama's So Poor
A Brief Visit to the Doctor	Lawyer-Client Relations	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Yo Mama's So Poor
Blonde Skydiver	Dirty Tricks	Blonde Trapped on an Isand	The Three Nuns
Spermally Speaking	Blonde and Prawn	Blonde Horses	Yo Mama's So Fat... World
The Lawyer and the Roadkill	Yo mama's...Fat	Play Dead	Lawyers' Lucky Break
Little Johnny's Halloween	Why'd The Redneck?	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Double
Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Bubba Claus	Land Of Milk And Honey	Hanging with Blondes
SF Pregnancy Rate	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Redneck Marital Woes	Egyptian Pick-Up Line
Yo mama's...Fat	Shirt Words	Le Stinkers	Blondevision
Blonde's Backseat	Consulting Fun	Yo mama's So Stupid	Stick of Dynamite
Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball	The Principal of the Elementary school, went ...	The Businessman's Lucky Seat	Vaseline Knob
Texas Sphincters	Laxative Cough Therapy	Yo mama's So Stupid	Smokey the Bear
Frosty, is that you?	The Principal of the Elementary school, went ...