The First Lady's patriotic duties

What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?

They both go down in the name of the president.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Dumb	Weiner Eater	yo mama is so fat....	Baby boomers
Yo mama's So Poor	Montana Ghost Story	String in the Pants = Clean Hands	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior
The First Profession	Biggest Pee Pee	Bush Has Feelings Too	Fat Dude
Lawyers in Lust	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard	Late AGAIN	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's...Fat	Hand me downs	Switch!	your mama's glasses......your mama's ...
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Ladder	A falling out	Corpsalicious!
Arkansas Toothbrush	Kitty & Lady Find L-O-V-E	Yo Mama... B#$%*	Redneck Religiousity
Lightbulb...Californians	Shop At WalRusMart	The Answer	Baldy Pants
The Fish-Eating Competition	I feel like chicken tonight	Para-shoot	Bill Gates and General Motors
How Many Interns?	Halle Berry Bares All	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Inventions
Hanging With Rednecks	The Definition of	Blonde, Redhead, Parrot	Yo mama's so Nasty
Wanted: Dead Or Alive	Guys and Dolls	Stuffing	Yo mama's So Hairy
Seasick	Yo mama's so nasty...