The First Lady's patriotic duties

What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?

They both go down in the name of the president.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lawyers and God	Don't Choke	A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...	Adam's New Organs
Dubya Quotes	How do you know the Toothbrush was invented...	String in the Pants = Clean Hands	Yo mama's So Stupid
The Golden Mug	Why did the blonde go up on top...	Blonde Data	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face
Ed Zachery Disease	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard	Lawyers in the Trees
Skittles	Yo mama's...Old	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's...Stupid
Caution: Condom Crossing	Blondes on a Rope	Yo Mama so Bald	Your mother is obese...
Pre-Paid Plan	Redneck Family Values	An Act of Charity	Sick Hick
Early Stages of Viagra Development	Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	Swing Low Sweet Charriot	It's A War-Like Country
Clinton's Lingerie	Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	You Might Be A Redneck...	Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River
Yo mama's So Ugly	Osama's Ride	Circumcision...At Your Age?	Exotic Male Dancer
Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road...	Blonde Braincells	What Sex is Polly?
Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!	Political Pampers	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	You Know You're Old
Para-shoot	Baby Gates and Microsoft