The First Lady's patriotic duties

What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?

They both go down in the name of the president.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

White House Visitors	Yo mama's smile	Fair-Haired Science Fair	Louisiana Tourist Attraction
Yo Mama's So Smelly... Deordorant	Moms and Their Snooping	Paraplegic	Blonde Boobies
Yo mama's So Fat	Essential Army Stealth Equipment	The Blind Man and the Whore	Blonde's Favorite Ten Years
Redneck Grocrey	Osama in the Holy Land	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Scags Who Blew Bill
Dinner's On The Table	Impotence	Like Midgets In The Night...	Clinton's Protection
Blonde and Clock	Return the Dog	Yo mama's So Stupid	Louisiana Heritage
Scooby Doo	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Political Pampers	A very successful lawyer parked his...
A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...	Paris Native	Bar... Alabama	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record
Dr. Feelgood	Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps	Yo mama's so fat... leg	Factory Girl
Tasty, tasty fat!	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus	Obese Michigan Mammas
Steroid Breast Stroke	Party!	Yo mama's So Stupid	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor
Sharks and Lawyers	Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria	Respectfully Cheating	Branch-Davidians
Yo mama's So Stupid	You Might Be A Redneck If... Father