Michael Jackson and Casper

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Atlantic Coast and a Blonde	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type
Abstinence	Yo Mama	Birth Control	A man at a retirement home was walking ...
You Might Be A Redneck...Truck	Germans Love Limbaugh	Para-shoot	Rosebud
Farmer Joe and his Mule	Alabama Farmer	Horny Old Ladies	Take yo mama to work day
A Real Ball Buster	Milking it	Fart Glossary	Yo mama's so stupid...
Yo Mama's Scalp Condition	Early Stages of Viagra Development	You Might Be A Redneck	Aliens Attack
Respecting the First Lady	Gary Condit's M.O.	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	Yo mama's So Flat
The Quotable Marion Barry	Legs Open	Glories of old age II	Toothbrush
Blonde Alumna	Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...	Yo mama's...Ugly
You Bet Your (Sex) Life	Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	Thermos and Blonde	Blonde with Chickens
Three Girls Go Camping	Take a Lawyer to the Beach!	Government vs. Mafia	Be Careful What You Wish For
Yo mama's nasty!	Sits in the Forest	Handy Blondy	Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's smile