Michael Jackson and Casper

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

First Lady	Yo mama's So Ugly	Saddam Hussein	What's the difference between a blonde...
Airplane Hijinx	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Joke for Limeys	Monica's First Look
Weiner Eater	Adventures in Disneyland	Yo Mama's So Fat... Space	Legalese
Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	You're So Poor...Christmas	Big Tongue	Yo mama's so hairy...
Yo Mama's So Fat... watch	Gross, Grosser, Grossest	Wal-marks the spot	Ouch!
Bee Milky	Redneck Sex Ed	Hot Revenge	Fooled You
Yo mama's So Ugly	Snowmen and Snowwomen	Yo mama's...Fat	Priestly Duties
Mommy, Mommy!	Gassy Broad	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Chew on this
Beep Beep	Love Is Blindness	Blonde State of Mind	Lawyers 'n' Shingles
Yo Mama's So Fat... Farted	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Yo Mama's So Bald... Rub	Yo mama's So Fat... Haul Ass
Juicy Squirt	Blonde in a Swimming Race	Homeward Blonde	Rooster in His Declining Years
I Still Don't Get It	A Vow of 'Celebracy'	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	A Letter To Tide
Men With No Arms or Legs	Double Shot of Redneckness