Redneck's Last Words

What are a typical redneck's three last words? "Hey, watch this! "

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bee Milky	Nursery Crimes	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Megastore, Megasale
Whistle While You Twurk	National Bird	The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary	Yo Mama's So Fat... Run
Parakeet Cereal	Dirty Tricks	Topless Sunbather	A blonde goes into a music store and...
Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	There's No People Like Snow People	Clinton's Finished Now	Yo mama's so Stupid
Yo mama's teeth are so big...	Please pass the mayo	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...
Hiding In The Closet	Hot Air Balloon	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Yo Mama's So Skinny
What is red and green?	You Might Be A Redneck If...Genitalia	Al Gore's Piercings	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll
Sex Relatively Speaking	Yo Mama Golden Arches	Walk the Walk	Streakers and Strokers
Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	Yo mama's so fat...	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	Swim Meet
Warm and Moist	Scratchy Lottery	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Yo mama's so ugly
Yo mama's So Old	The Skeleton	The Wonder Bra	Lunch is back
Sneezy	What Men Need Most	Smokey the Bear	Eye Rub
Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Five Pounds of Fat