Osama the Chicken

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road?

He thought he saw the American flag, so he ran for his life.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Booger Wooger	Yo mama's So Poor	Helisoft	Woman Says, Man Hears
Four Worms and a Funeral	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Ancient Chinese Torture	Redneck Religiousity
Chicken and egg are lying in...	Bin Laid	Chilling with the Eskimo	Smoke It
Small Things	747 Full of Lawyers	Yo Mama's So Old	Did I do that?
Arkansas Scholars	Family Honor	The Archaeologist's Wife	Two Men and A Refrigerator
Perfumed Blonde	Blonde's Wine	Blondes and Cops	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story
Yo mama just gets dumber...	What do you call 88 rednecks...	Bubba Gets Smart	You Might Be A Redneck...Drunk
Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Poor Blonde	Yo mama's so Fat	Hi-Steppin' Mama
Work Blows	Yo mama's So Ugly	Two blondes are walking down a road...	If Ever You're Choking...
What Do I Look Like?	Blonde - Elmo Factory	If You Were my Husband...	The Wet and the Blonde
No one is safe	Lesbians in a Canoe	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Don't Step Out of the Car
Peanut In Your Ear	A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY	California Gay Whale	Did I do that?
Heh. Stupid Blondes.	Blonde on the Computer