Clinton's Protection

Q: What did Clinton say when asked if he had
used protection?

A: "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Planet of the Apes: Secrets Revealed	Grossische Joke	Yo mama's So Stupid	The Love Dress
Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	What's the difference between a blonde...	National Bird	3 Wishes
Yo mama's So Small	Whack Off	There is this old couple and they have been ...	Redneck in a Suit
This Joke is Bananas!	The True Story	Trucks and Babies	Invisible Carrots
Family Reunion	A Road Trip to Yo Mama	Lake Wannaswimma	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Why I Am So Tired	Caution: Condom Crossing	Blonde Nurse	Switch!
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Double	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	You Might Be A Redneck...
Blonde on the Run	A Blonde's Brain At Work	Cinderella Gets Some Ash	Young Couple
Blonde...Hair Up	The Fly	Politician Walking	Afghani Fowl
Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Blond Father	Scratchy Lottery	Breakfast of Champions
Blonde In A Bathroom	Yo mama just gets dumber...	I Can Tell This Job Sucks Already	Yo Mama's Psychic Friends
What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Newlyweds	Dear Old Dad	Nouveau Riche Blonde
If Ever You're Choking...	Let's Live On Love