Clinton's Protection

Q: What did Clinton say when asked if he had
used protection?

A: "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lawyers and God	Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open	Redneck on the Roof	Hired Help
Closer to God	Viagra for Gramps	Code for Love	Apple and Worm
Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	You Might Be A Redneck...Pool	Arkansas Toothbrush	Yo mama's...fat
Family Reunion	Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her	Lesbian Harem	Yo mama's...Old
Bombing Works	Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo mama's...Stupid
Redneck Disaster	The Nuns and The Blind Man	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Blonde Road Crossing
Good for the Heart	Pitching a Tent	Socks	That's A Buncha Bull
Two Men and A Refrigerator	Something Borrowed, Something Blew	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Redneck Shopper
Daddies Bond Over a Beer	Redneck Parkin' Lot	Redneck Theft	Stumbling and Mumbling
Definition of Agony	Stuffing	No More Labor Pains	The Man With No Voice
Not So Saved by the Bell	Pool	Toothbrush Salesman	Blonde's Challenge
Yo Mama's So Fat... watch	Yo mama's So Stupid	Roadkill	Cash Flow
Fresh Meat	Elephant and Prostitute