|A man comes home to his wife, and he is chuckling. His wife asks him what is so funny.
''A limerick I heard today at work. But I can't tell you,'' he says. ''It's too dirty.''
''Don't worry, I've heard them all,'' she replies.
''I really can't, it's the dirtiest limerick that I have ever heard!''
''OK,'' his wife says. ''How about you tell it, but substitute the word 'beep' in the place of the really dirty words.''
''Fine,'' he says. ''Here goes: Beep beep-beep beep beep-beep beep beep, beep beep-beep beep beep-beep beep beep. Beep-beep beep beep beep, beep-beep beep beep beep, beep beep-beep beep beep-beep beep.''
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