Women vs. Dog Poop

What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

KFC: Our Daily Chicken	Sharper Than a Ginsu	Fair-Haired Science Fair	Executive Decision
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	B-Day Sex	Yo mama's So Poor	What did the blonde say after ...
Yo mama's Teeth	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	3 Men, 3 Wishes	Flies on Poo
Clinton's Interns	How do you drown a blonde?	The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare	Swinging Redneck
Hungry Mama	Donkey and Onion	One day a blonde went into a department ...	Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
A Natural Blind	Viagra + Eyedrops = ?	The Businessman's Lucky Seat	Blonde and a Sock
Redneck Thief	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	You Might Be A Redneck If... Star Spangled	One-Armed Blonde
WARNING virus: ALERT NERDS	The Fish-Eating Competition	Yo mama's So Stupid	Laptop
Breakfast of Champions	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Beep Beep	If Resumes Told the Truth
It's Open Lawyer Season!	It's Like Voltron	Gay Man in Church	Yo Mama's So Fat... Farted
Pay-Per-Blonde	How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?	Yo mama's so fat... train	An Egyptian man is walking...
You Might Be A Redneck...Rat Trap	A Daring New Position	Rednecks and Turtlenecks	You're So Dirty
Elephant and Prostitute	You Know You're Old