Yo mama's So Poor

Yo' mama so poor, I saw her buying Hefty bags and asked what she was doing. She said "Buying luggage!"

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Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	Dear Diarrhea	Go Fish	The Man With One Brain
Viagra for Gramps	Who Let The Blondes Out?	What do you call a blond with half a brain?	Blonde Battallion
Yo mama's So Stupid	Froggie Proposal	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...
Perfumed Blonde	Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say	The Naked Truth	Twelve Inch Pianist
A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Yo mama's So Ugly	None	Bubba Claus
Pickle Slicer	Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha	Scratchy Lottery	Yo mama's...So Hairy
What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Hillbilly Newlyweds	Bill Of No Rights	Be Careful What You Wish For
We take you now to the Oval Office	Tiny Headed Man	Tire vs. Condoms	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast
Your teeth are so busted...	Sneezy	Mrs. Shagwell	Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches
Government vs. Mafia	Yo Mama's So Fat... Menu	The Fly	Leper Stew
Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open	Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang	Doe a Deer	Pickle Slicer
Britney & Christina Get Locked Out	Wife's Work on the Sly	Yo mama's...Useless	Connection Between Star Trek and TP
Bill Gates and General Motors	A Natural Blind