Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull

Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

A: Lipstick.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Dumb... Drunk Driving	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?	Daddy, What Is Sex?	Checkout Conniption
Blondes 'n' Birth Control	Horny Toad	Blind Skydivers	Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding
Blonde Bicycle	Genie-wine	Tickle These, Elmo	Bush Fans
Blonde Half-Wit	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	The President Sucks	Yo mama's...Ugly
Gary Condit's M.O.	Monica & The Rest Of Us	Yo mama's...Fat	Playing Doctor
Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	10	Yo mama's so Nasty
Gloves: Joke circa 1890	Smokin' Dope	Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Blonde and Brunette, Falling
Blonde in Freezer	Thermos and Blonde	Ouch!	Yo mama's So Stupid
Texan Poetry	Blonde Coffee Breaks	Soccer Blonde	Bubba Hump
Jane's Addiction	Headache	Baby Gates and Microsoft	Salesman: A New One, Really
Yo mama's so fat...	Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...	Punk 'n' Parrot	Joe and Wanda had a small apartment...
Sex Over-Easy	Soyburger vs dildo	Morning at the White House	Vaseline Knob
Little Johnny Gives to the Sick	Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise