Sharper Than a Ginsu

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Eat Your Vegetables	Yo mama's so poor...	Bin Laid	Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impeached
Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Executive Decision	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck	Inner Space
Beautiful?	Malcolm in the Puddle	Trucks and Babies	Divine Flatulence
Redneck...Ironing Board	The Housebroken Redneck	Blonde's Favorite Group	Yo Mama's So Old
Little Wanky	Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex	Alabama Farmer	What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
What's the difference between a...	Jane's Addiction	Dubya 'n' Drugs	Yo mama's had more pricks than...
Yo mama's...Ugly	Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's So Nasty... Bath
Never Seen A Priest	Yo mama's So Ugly	Brunette Meets Genie	In the back woods of Arkansas...
Shipwrecked	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Yo Mama's so Fat... Sex	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll
Blond Father	www.YoMama	It Burns	How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?
Enron Transcripts	Bush is a Puppet?	Your mom is so stupid...	You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi
Rosebud	JFKaput	B-Day Sex	Yo Mama's So Fat... Menu
Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish