Bird it Through the Grapevine

Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet?

He contracted chirpes and the worst thing?

It was untweetable.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...	Clinton's Protection	Mr. Macho	The corporate ladder
Accident on the Golf Course	Swinging Redneck	Olllllld Lawyer	Feeling Like A Woman
Yo mama's So Ugly	Burried 10 Feet Under	I Hit Two of My Best Balls	Higher Larnin'
Night Of The Living Dead	Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies	What a stupid mama!	Yo Mama's so old... breast feeding
Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis	Blonde Mixup	Birds of Paradise
Dumb Crooks Roundup	Shriveled Lovin'	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	Clinton 'n' Buddy
Yo mama's so poor ...	Doctor Demented	Redneck Grocrey	Redneck on the Roof
Snack Food	Yo mama's So Ugly	Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Redneck Soccer
Big Tongue	350 Pounder?	Three Girls Go Camping	You Might Be A Redneck If... Father
Goose & Lawyer	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Mrs. Shagwell	Blonde on the Computer
Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer	Yo mama and a rat	Hey DJ	Fire Truck
Hand me downs	Yo mama's So Fat	Wife's Work on the Sly	Getting Old
500 lawyers in the ocean	Shipwrecked