Bird it Through the Grapevine

Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet?

He contracted chirpes and the worst thing?

It was untweetable.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Branch-Davidians	Yo mama's So Stupid	Coming to America	Yo Mama... Shotgun
Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde Protection	Tigger Please
The Golden Mug	Yo Mama's So Dumb... 18 Not Admitted	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Lying through your tooths
Yo mama's So Fat	Soapy Sales	Call Me Back	Rent
Elevator Scene	Blonde E-Mail	Yo mama's So Stupid	Five Minutes to Midnight
Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Yo mama's So Flat	Blonde Snowman	What's Worse?
Clinton Stew	Yo mama's...Ugly	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Dentata	Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat	Wedding Night	Watch and Learn
Yo Mama is So Stupid	The Proxy Father	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Why God Created Man
Ten Cents	Yo Mama's So Fat... Movies	Dictaphone	Yo Mama Golden Arches
Mommy Almost Died	Latex Gloves	Life Saver	I Guess That's Fair
Blonde - Mating Call	Bubba Hump	Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams
The Tale Of The Three Holes	Mom's Sponge