Bird it Through the Grapevine

Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet?

He contracted chirpes and the worst thing?

It was untweetable.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Booger Wooger	Bad Drivers	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	The Dough Boyz
Baby Mama	Bush's Advisors	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo mama's So Fat... Married	Blonde at Starbucks	Jungle Gaiety	Keeping In Under The Kilt
Return the Dog	Special Remedy	A sailor walked into a bar with a small ...	Yo mama so fat...
Froggie Proposal	Chilled Crabs	Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...	Ouch!
A Blonde's Brain At Work	Yo mama's So Fat... Married	Paris Native	Blonde Radio
Elephant and Man	Love At First Sight	Proverbs	Annoying Boy on Bus
Redneck Jedi II	Hungry Blonde	Microwave Cookery	Ice Cream
Blondes at Sea	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Pitching a Tent	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born
Redneck Sex Ed	Yo mama's so fat... beeper	Jack and Jill and Modern Economics	What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
One hungry mama	A Road Trip to Yo Mama	You Might Be A Redneck...	Yo mama's So Ugly
Clinton and the Pope	A Small Problem	Hooked On Dem Jets	You're So Dirty
Father to Blonde Daughter	Redneck Driver's License Application