Dogs Take Their Licks

Why do dogs lick themselves?

Because they can.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...	How Do You Confuse A Blonde?	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Vampires in a Bar
Broom Factory	Blonde in a Library	Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies	Free Sex Contestants
What Did A Lawyer Name His ...	What P.M.S. Stands For	In a murder trial...	Fast Food
Monks Made a Mistake	Keeping In Under The Kilt	No one is safe	Yo mama's So Stupid
The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare	Adam 'n' Eve	Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?	Redneck Honeymoon
Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis	Fart Glossary	Wet Lawyers	Yo mama's So Hairy
It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Star Trek	A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Clinton on Tobacco
Two Sperm	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	The Proxy Father	Yo mama's So Stupid
Crab Cakes	Yo Mama's So Country	Blonde with Chickens	Cartwheeling for Cash
Gum	Confucius...Sausage	Blonde Ice Fishing	Yo Mama's So Hairy
Pre-Paid Plan	Moleasses	Yo Mama Bath	The Blonde and the Deodorant
Knock Knock: Dumb...	Vandal Scandal	Yo Mama's So Fat... Farted	Fast Food for Rednecks
Yo mama's So Old	Hot Air Balloon