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Definition of a Lawyer: A person who puts two men into a fight and runs off with their clothes.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What do puppies and gynecologists...	Yo mama's So Fat	Baby Mama	Redneck Bubblebath
Knock knock... Britney Spears	After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	Blonde With Braces	Husbands' Performance
It Burns	Viagra for Gramps	Two Sperm	Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy
Toilet-Bathtub Conversation	Malcolm in the Puddle	Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3	Fast Food
Lawyers in Lust	Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart	Blonde Driver	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss
Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Lyin' Lawyer Laffs	What a Gasser	Lepechaun at Augusta
The Amputee Blonde in the Tree	Yo mama's...Ugly	Speaking Women-ese	It's A War-Like Country
Yo mama''s so dumb, her favorite color is ..	Clinton's Bookmarks	Yo mama's so Nasty	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!
Men With No Arms or Legs	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Gold Digger	Gum
Difference!	Blondes at Sea	Little Wanky	Yo mama's so poor... shoe
Sex In Advertising	Yo mama's...Forklift	Redneck Engineering Exam	Yo Mama's Fertile
The Definition of	Gone Camping	Lunch Anyone?	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker
A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...	Yo mama's...Stupid