Iraqi Funerals

Why do Iraqis only have 2 pallbearers at their funerals?

Becasue garbage cans only have 2 handles.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's Music	Six Feet Under The Sheets	Ancient Chinese Torture	Yo mama's so skinny... baseball
Stayin' Alive	Blonde Passenger	Gay Midget	You Might Be A Redneck
Lawyers in Lust	Phone Line	Blonde on the Run	New Priest In Town
Constipation	747 Full of Lawyers	Drunken Man and Blonde	Ask The Doctor
your mama's glasses......your mama's ...	Chicken and egg are lying in...	Pool	Multi-Balls
Wizard of Oz	Name Those Tracks	Blondes On Blonde Jokes	Line of Blondes
Yo mama's teeth are so big...	Bush and Son	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Smoke It
You So Ugly	ESL 'N' Enron	What Is Politics?	The Answer
Please pass the mayo	Deernuts and Beernuts	A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller	Yo mama's...Fat
Elephant and Man	Osama Mama	Women and Pool Tables	The Raffle
69	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Star Dreck	Yo mama's...Ugly
Baby boomers	Please pass the mayo	Yummy Mama	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Space Shuttle Redneck