Clinton's Protection

Q: What did Clinton say when asked if he had
used protection?

A: "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Saint Patrick's Day Bar Troubleshooting	Saddam's Bumperstickers	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Cow with No Legs
What Are Ya, Chicken?	Sex vs. Computers	Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the ...	Louisiana Tourist Attraction
It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Suicide Attempt	Redneck Truck	Blonde and a Pig
Yo Mama's So Poor	Legalese	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip
Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Yo mama's...Fat	Dr. Love	Yo mama's So Stupid
Rhyming Riddles Are The Best	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Yo mama's...Dumb	Yo mama's...Fat
Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	The difference between boiling water and	Toothbrush	Lawyers' Lucky Break
Plaster Lawyers	Yo Mama's So Fat...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Yo mama's...Fat
Upside Down Blonde	Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction	Yo mama's So Fat	The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease
Obese Michigan Mammas	Blonde and Goldfish	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	Blondes and Brunettes
Heh. Stupid Blondes.	Blonde Test	JFKaput	One-Armed Blonde
The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary	Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex	Archeological Gag	Florida Orange Growers
Sheep Boy	Princess Di and Thomas