Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy

Yo mama's so ugly, yo dad first met her at the pound.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Streakers and Strokers	Blonde and Blonder	Call Me Back	Yo mama's...Fat
What Are Politics?	Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Tasties in a Half Shell
You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo	Blondes Doing the Wave	Yo Mama's So Poor	Government Tactics
Three Hellos	Land Of Milk And Honey	A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...	A Brunette a red head and a blonde were in ...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Rules of Bedroom Golf	The Blonde and Boyz II Men	Caution: Condom Crossing
First Class	You So Ugly	Yo mama's teeth are so big...	Confusing Blonde
Hiding In The Closet	Fooled You	Iron Phone	Bush's Advisors
The Blonde and the Zipper	Ouch!	Practice	Famous People Say the Darndest Things
Redneck Hitchiker	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate	Circumcision...At Your Age?
More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Foul-Mouthed Hockey	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs
Lepechaun at Augusta	Peanuts! Getcher Peanuts Here!	Something Borrowed, Something Blew	Redneck Computer Lingo
Five Minutes to Midnight	You Might Be A Redneck...Rat Trap	Step Right Up...	Yo mama' got sauce
The Lawyer's Funeral	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole