Horny Toad

What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad?

One goes "Ribbit" and the other goes "Rubbit."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bush BM	Microsoftie	Hilarious Signs	Blondes n' Crayons
The Dough Boyz	Deaf Rover	Yo mama's...Ugly	Hot Tomato
Yo mama's so dumb... battery	Don't Eat the Yellow Snow	Fix This	Redneck Fly-swatter
Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach	Tasties in a Half Shell	Law School Graduation Gift
Yo mama's So Old	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch	Blonde NASA Engineer	Star Trek
What's funnier than a zombie baby?	Clinton Poll	Donations for Dee Dee	Crab Cakes
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	The Chinese Workman	Yo mama's... stupid	Viva Las Vegas
IBM and Lightbulbs	Can't Take You Anywhere	Not So Saved by the Bell	Latex Gloves
Yo momma so dumb she ...	Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law	Lesbians in a Canoe	Definition of Suspicious
The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer	Student Nurse	Fart Glossary	Scratch Those Thangs
Yo Mama Bath	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's so dumb...
Goodyear Rubber	Blonde's Fav Blonde Joke	A Blonde's Brain At Work	Tiny Headed Man
Education in Arkansas	Yo mama's...Stupid