Horny Toad

What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad?

One goes "Ribbit" and the other goes "Rubbit."

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Blonde Passenger	Capitalism for Dummies	Adam 'n' Eve	Redneck's Last Words
Things Just Fallin' Off	There was this redneck that walked into a ...	Condit vs. Clinton	The Blonde and the Librarian
Yo mama's So Fat	Houston Schoolin'	Blonde and a Pig	Redneck...Ironing Board
Yo mama's So Ugly	A blonde goes to an office party and wins...	Gotcha!	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll
Nudist BMOC	Yo mama's So Stupid	Clinton and the Pope	Connection Between Star Trek and TP
First Class	She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell	Yo mama's So Poor	American Divorce
Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info	Yo mama's nasty!	Brooklyn and Women	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual
Redneck Soccer	Yo Mama's so Dumb... Fish	Mechanical Sex	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong
Whose Son is He?	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies	Mechanic's Lube
Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	You Might Be A Redneck If...	Suicidal Blonde	Princess Di and Thomas
Put It On Your Organ	Beep Beep	Put It On Your Organ	The Wet and the Blonde
Blondes and Ice Cubes	Democrat's Concession	Whats the difference between Saddam's palaces ...	Blondes Are Whores, Apparently
A Real Ball Buster	Inventions