FedEx UPS Merger

Did you hear about the FedEx-UPS merger?

The new company's gonna be called FedUp!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's First	An Ugly Position	Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the ...	Adam 'n' Eve
Comfortable	Raggedy Ann and Pinnochio	Burnt Blonde Ears	Unlikely
Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Famous George W. Quotes	Laxative Cough Therapy	THE DRUNK
Government Tactics	Divine Flatulence	Human Resource Lingo	The Fish-Eating Competition
Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...	Elephant and Prostitute	Yo mama's...Fat	Jack and Jill II
The Blonde and the Worm	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	500 lawyers in the ocean	Yo mama's so dumb... airport
You Might Be A Redneck	Yo mama's so ugly	Mistaken Identity	Blonde Basement
The Housebroken Redneck	Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches	Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit	Redneck Oral Hygiene
Yo Mama's So Fat... Farted	A Real Ball Buster	Get yo fingers bit	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Yo Mama's Couch	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish	Put It On Your Organ	Mom's French Connection
Yo mama's...Poor	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Jumping Rope	Yo mama's so nasty...
Tennis Balls	Grandpa the Nudist	Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	Why did the blonde put makeup on her ...
Iraqi Law	Seek and Ye Shall Find...