Redneck's Last Words

What are a typical redneck's three last words? "Hey, watch this! "

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan	Talking Italian	Fire Truck
What did the blonde say after ...	The First Profession	A little boy wrote to Santa ...	Clinton's Protection
40' Long and Stinky	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny Craig	Three Nuns and a Parrot	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Tickle These, Elmo	Yo mama's...Old	Yo Mama's House... Dusty
Froggie Proposal	If Ever You're Choking...	100,000 Frenchman	Lawyer Stamps
Bush got a coded message from Saddam	German Virginity	Clinton's Lingerie	Ice Cream
Blonde in Your Fridge	Name Those Tracks	Sister Mary Henry	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole
Clinton and the Pope	Yo Mama's So Small	Lawyer-Client Relations	Redneck Marriage
Brain Cell	Miracle Drug	Yo mama's So Poor	Hillbilly Newlyweds
Difference!	Peeing Leprechaun	Paraplegic	Dirty Knees
If You Were my Husband...	Baking Blondes	Bush Gets Testy	Party!
Democrat's Concession	Two Old Ladies	Hitch Hike Up That Skirt	72?
Gloves: Joke circa 1890	Chilled Crabs