Redneck's Last Words

What are a typical redneck's three last words? "Hey, watch this! "

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Shower	Dubya 'n' Drugs	Blondes and cow patties
After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	Yo Mama	Donkey Compliment	Nursery Crimes
Sex and Dieting	Grandma Likes it H-A-R-D	Monica's First Look	Gary Condit-Cadabra
What's Black?	Bush BM	Yo mama's so poor... shoe	Blonde With License
Winnie the Pooh	Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	Man and Pharmacist	Yo mama's...Old
Blonde Riding Shotgun	Hormonally Yours	Kleenex	Still Together
Blonde's Wine	Yo mama's So Ugly	Euro-English Instead of German	Yo Mama's So Skinny
An airline's passenger cabin was being ...	Yo mama's so stupid... plane	What a Gasser	How to Sell a Bible
You Bet Your (Sex) Life	Yo Mama's Halloween	Innie Weenie	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies	Flies on Poo	Blonde and a Brunette on a Cliff	Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up
Shriveled Lovin'	None	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's so nasty...	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Mom's Sponge
Clinton Monument	Bad Case of the Stutters