Incontinent Vegetarian

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smaller	The Engineer's Love Life	Stinkin' Proof
The New 69	Bush and Gore, together again	Yo mama's so fat...	Birth Control
Monks Made a Mistake	What did the blonde say after ...	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell	A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...
Six Hours to Live	Angelic Love	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player
An airline's passenger cabin was being ...	Blonde Nurse	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Lay off
Dubya 'Do.	Kiss Me I'm Blonde	OJ's Airport Limo Service	Yo mama's So Poor
Redneck Marriage	Yo mama so fat...	Chilled Crabs	Ten Cents
Blonde Testing Center	KFC: Our Daily Chicken	Annoying Boy on Bus	You Know You're Old
Blonde Puzzle	Yo Mama... Shotgun	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Redneck Grandma
A blonde was cooking dinner	Ash Blonde	Yo mama is a fatty	People Really Said These Things In Court
Blonde Passenger	Fire Truck	Ear Condoms	Mechanic's Lube
Yo Mama's...Old	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised
Shirts Off	Night Of The Living Dead