Incontinent Vegetarian

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Disease	First Lady	Osama Gets Loaded	Two Blondes and a Lake
Redneck on the Roof	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Yo mama's so fat... fell over	Paper Street
Bigfoot and Blonde	You So Ugly	Jingle Balls	Fishing for a Week
Holy Water	Potato in the Pants	Doggy Style	Vampire Date
Pervert Psychiatrist	Easter Blondies	What do puppies and gynecologists...	Redneck Job Interview
Scags Who Blew Bill	Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria	Yo Mama's So Fat...	Gloves: Joke circa 1890
Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River	Yo Mama's so fat... blue whale	New Canadian Flag	I'd Rather Have a Puppy
Blondes Love Puzzles	Hans Across Iraq	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits
Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction	Adam and Eve, Surprised	Stupid Blonde	Yo mama's So Stupid
You So Ugly	Yo mama's So Stupid	Tickle These, Elmo	Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman
Yo mama's So Stupid	Gassy Broad	Random Acts of Stupidity Roundup	Redneck Anthem
Beans & Onions: Delicious	Yo Mama's So Ugly	You're A Redneck If...	You know you're having a bad day when your ...
500 lawyers in the ocean	A Natural Blind