Yo Mama's... Ugly

Yo mama's so ugly, she walked out of the pet store and the alarm went off.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Skittles	Redneck Christmas Shopping	Joke for Limeys	Perry Coma
Sneezy	Blondes and Cops	Para-shoot	Canni Ball!
Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	Student Nurse	Yo mama's So Stupid	You Might Be A Redneck...Fingernail
The Blind Man	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	A squad of American soldiers was patrolling...	Redneck Grocrey
Jedi Nights	Lawyers 'n' Shingles	The Millennium Kid	Yo mama's...Old
Yo Mama's So Old	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	Yo mama's So Lazy	The Archaeologist's Wife
Donkey and Onion	Toe Curl	Yo mama's So Poor	Ouch!
I See You!	Yo mama's...Fat	Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat	The Farmer's Daughters
Bin Laid	State Slogans	A falling out	Yo mama's...fat
Paris Native	Carefully Placed Periods	Trampoline vs. Lawyer	David's Brother David
That's crazy	Valentine Gift Test	Wet Lawyers	Swicth Hands
Terrifyingly Horrible Ghost Jokes	Get On The Bus	Set Me On Fire	Yo Mama's So Ugly
My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	Sliding Doors