Yo Mama's... Ugly

Yo mama's so ugly, she walked out of the pet store and the alarm went off.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What do you call a prostitute's children?	What Are Ya, Chicken?	Yo mama's so fat... school	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'
KFC: Our Daily Chicken	Yo mama's...Stupid	Blonde Boobies	Highly Illogical
Yo Mama's So Fat... Nose Hair	Fred bin Flintsone	Michael Jackson and Casper	Blonde and Dictionary
Monica's New Boyfriend	Chores on the Farm	Blonde Jokes	Chilled Crabs
Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	The True Story	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Who dun it?
Louisiana Heritage	Stuck in the middle	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's
Snack Food	The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...	Getting Weighed	Blonde Tag
Bow-Legged Cowgirls	I Can't Drive 69	Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	DJ's First Day of School
Put It On Your Organ	Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi	Say What Again?	Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...
Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	A Fashion Sense	Yo mama so fat...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Grass
Middle East Policy	Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0	Thermos and Blonde	Sunroof You All Night Long
Yo Mama's So Fat... Both	Mountain Bike	Madame President	Blonde Gets Job
10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player	A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...