Squirrel Kickin' Back

Q: Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach?

A: To keep its nuts warm.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Fat	What do you call 88 rednecks...	Yo mama's...Fat	Bzzzz
Ancient Chinese Torture	Fifty Cent Piece	American Divorce	Pickup Truck Full of Blondes
That's crazy	Prostitiute's Friends	Archeological Gag	Designated drunkard
Yo mama is a fatty	Thank You For Flying With Us	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Wet Lawyers
Yo Mama's House... Dusty	Yo mama's So Stupid	Suicidal Blonde	Swing Low Sweet Charriot
Hot Air Balloon	Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	Jack and Jill II	Yo Mama... B#$%*
Blonde Mixup	Sex Relatively Speaking	Definition of Suspicious	Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?
Yo mama's so dumb...	I Can Tell This Job Sucks Already	Can't Take You Anywhere	Pre-Paid Plan
Return the Dog	Old People And Nastiness	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Wright, Right?
Women and Pool Tables	Afghani Joe	Blondes Strike Back	Yo mama's so fat...
Where did it go?	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Blonde Rows of Corn	Blonde Half-Wit
Famous George W. Quotes	Redneck Disaster	Blonde Horse Ranch	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59
Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty	Peckers